Because sometimes… life is straight up boo sheet. This candle says what we’re all thinking, but makes it smell a whole lot better.

Topped with whipped wax, a spooky Halloween embed, and festive wax sprinkles, this sass-filled candle is anything but basic. The fragrance? A decadent pumpkin soufflé—warm pumpkin, sweet vanilla, and a dash of spice—that turns every eye-roll moment into cozy comfort.

Light it when you’re over it, laugh at the pun, and let the glow remind you: some days are bullsh*t, but your space doesn’t have to be.

Candle Care: To enhance the life of your candle and get the best, cleanest burn, please trim your wick to 1/4 inch BEFORE EACH burn. To prevent heat damage to your container and/or surface, please stop burning when there's a 1/4 inch of wax left. Always burn on a candle safe dish and keep away from drafts, pets and children. Do not burn your candle for more than 4 hours at a time. To put out your candle, use a candle snuffer or gently blow out the flame. NEVER USE WATER TO PUT OUT A CANDLE FLAME. 

When choosing your candle size, please consider the room that you will be burning your candle in. Our 2 oz sample sizes are just that; they are meant to give you a sample of the scent and will not fill an entire room. Our 4 oz candle is meant for small spaces such as a bathroom or small den/work room. Our 10 oz glass jars are meant for medium spaces. 

Each item is handmade in small batches. Because all of these items are handmade, they may have some imperfections that do not impact the quality of the candle. 

When you buy this candle, you help support our mission of giving back to our community by donating a portion of our monthly profits.